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ninjasexfarty:

Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.

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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

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In case any of you were wondering what the ugliest color scheme in the galaxy is, these are the colors that my apartment building is painted in.

In case any of you were wondering what the ugliest color scheme in the galaxy is, these are the colors that my apartment building is painted in.

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impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

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There should be a hotline you can call for when you watch a really upsetting episode of television when everyone else is asleep.

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why is the internet the way that it is

why does it scare me so much

why can’t i leave

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Anonymous said: This is random, but what shampoo do you use?

12b6:

I use the teardrops of the 1Ls after their first cold call.

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(Source: popsonnet)

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(Source: popsonnet)

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alienswerve:

sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me