Greeting cards.
I mean, seriously. WHAT GOES IN THEM? The only reason I am giving you a card is because of an event, and the card already says Happy Birthday, Happy Mother’s Day, Merry Christmas, You Are Having A Child, Congratulations On Becoming A Man, Sorry Your Dog Died or whatever else is applicable for this situation.
Do I just write your name in the top corner and my name in the bottom corner?
SO. CONFUSING.
I wish I was kidding about this.
